Lame investor lost his GF too!
A good wife and good health are a man’s greatest wealth. Unfortunately for this chump, he thought otherwise. He went around telling everyone he was a hotshot stock investor. In reality, the only thing he knew how to do was burn through other people’s money, glued to his phone day and night. When I ran into them at some dingy little café, he was splurging yet again. And me? Well, I never pass up a chance to be helpful. So while he was busy flushing another stack of someone else’s cash down the drain, his darling wife and I made good use of our time, too. We had ourselves a real skin-to-skin in some cozy corners of that café. But this poor sap was so busy crying over his losses that, through his tears, he still couldn’t see he was the only one in that whole place who thought he was a big-time trader.
