The Vanishing Spell: Turning My Ex Into a Ghost
I'm so excited for this halloween party tonight! i love dressing up as a witch. wouldn't it be so cool to be a real witch? i don't know where my boyfriend is though. he should've been here over an hour ago. i think he ghosted me. i'm going to try to call him again. ugh! i can't believe he's ghosting me right now! i'm breaking up with him, so now he's my ex. i swear, i wish i was a real witch because i would just turn him into a ghost for ghosting me. actually, i do have a spell book. i mean, i know i'm not a real witch, but i can just try, right? i can't wait to tell my friend about this. she is going to get a kick out of this. oh my gosh. what was that? i think my ex is coming back to haunt me as a ghost and now he's trying to fuck me! oh no!
