cross my eyes and farts
The video starts with me lying down on side, facing the camera with my big belly showing. l gently rub my belly and say that l've been so bloated today. l start unleashing big, long, bubbly farts that make my eyes cross and/or roll from pleasure and relief. the smell from the first couple of farts is bad and l talk about how foul it smells. after a few more farts, l release a big one that makes my eyes go wide and cross hard, and it smells so bad that l close my eyes. whenever l am out, l start snoring loudly (no lip flap), and continue to fart even while lm out. after a few farts, l finally open my eyes and continue rubbing my belly, farting, and crossing & rolling my eyes. after a few more farts, a really bubbly, raunchy one makes myeyes widen and cross, and l close my eyes again. l repeat the process: snoring, and continuing to fart.after this, l switch positions. now lm lying on my stomach, facing the camera, with my butt in view behind me. l repeat the process down herethe video ends when l release the biggest, bubbliest, raunchiest, most unholy fart of the entire video, l smell it and my eyes immediately widen and cross hard, and i close my eyes one final time, snoring away for the end of the video.
